you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up
I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight
sleek and elegant predator right here yo
someone asked earlier what tattoo artists practice on before human skin.
here is a tattooed banana, one of the options.
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.